- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

I'm gay.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do you call an amazing person Good

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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