- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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