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identical jokes get different votes.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Banana Hamock.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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