- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Morning wood.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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