- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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