What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

The game.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Pull my finger ouch..

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...