- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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