Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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minorities

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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