- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

what did the old lady die of old age...

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Hello penis

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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