Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Dogs

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

one morning i turned on my tv

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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