- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

woman's rights

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Dogs

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

one morning i turned on my tv

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