everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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woman's rights

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Dogs

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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