- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

I shot a bitch.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Your existance.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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