What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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