- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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