- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??