How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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