- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Vote this down and get DOXED

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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