- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Tall asians

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

whats one plus one penis

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