- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Kefka > Sephiroth

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??