- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A seal walks into a club.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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