A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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