What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Logan's gay

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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