Connor is homo

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

this is not a joke.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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