Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Okay, after this one then...

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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cats are pussies

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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