- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Kefka > Sephiroth

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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