- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

knock knock come in

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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