Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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