why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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