- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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