- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

when debbie meets downer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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