- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Latvia isn't a joke

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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