Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Arrow in the Knee!

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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can you pass the soap?

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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