- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Your so gay, that you like men!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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