A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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im watching you..

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Derp

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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