What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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think twice or at least think

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Your dads dead. lol

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