How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Wenis Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

A: Do you like it B: No

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Your dads dead. lol

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...