"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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women's rights

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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