- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Women's rights.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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