What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Stop procrastinating.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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it's funny because it's funny

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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