If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

This sentence is a lie.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

I need to start studying.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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