- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A black student graduated High School

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What is black and looks like a person A black person

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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