- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

A black student graduated High School

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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