- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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