How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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what is orange? an orange

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Replacement Referees

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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