- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

don't just stand there

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

I'm 4 and what is this?

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Face Hunter is scum

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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