Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Anti Joke

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