- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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