- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

A black student graduated High School

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??