What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Tilt your screen back

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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