- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are three short words? i a am

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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