Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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