- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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