What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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child labor

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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