What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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