yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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don't just stand there

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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