What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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