Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Corn Muffins

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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