Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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