When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Replacement Referees

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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