So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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