Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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woman's rights

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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