What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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wael.. nuff said

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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